Some of the top quotes from Navjot Singh Sidhu.We’ll take the cake with the red cherry on top

  1. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
  2. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
  3. You can’t play a symphony alone, it takes an orchestra to play it.
  4. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an oncoming train which will run them over.
  5. It’s like the brooding hen sitting over a china egg.
  6. Wickets are like wives. You never know what to expect from them.
  7. I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies.
  8. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
  9. After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
  10. When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.
  11. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
  12. I am a sepoy and will follow the guidance of my leaders.
  13. We are all Adam’s children – it’s just the skin that makes all the difference.
  14. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
  15. One who doesn’t throw the dice can never expect to score a six.
  16. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
  17. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados.”Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope.”
  18. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
  19. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls.
  20. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
  21. Kumble‘s bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.
  22. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
  23. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
  24. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
  25. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
  26. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
  27. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
  28. Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.
  29. If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your mouth open.
  30. We’ll take the cake with the red cherry on top.