The transfer deadline day is here with most of the clubs trying to wrap up their deals before the clock runs down. Expect a lot of twitter handles to report tons of transfer rumors, most of which will not come true. So we at Sportzwiki have decided to jot down a list of unlikely things that you may not hear on transfer deadline day.

As Twitter would have it, let’s call it our own collection of ‪#‎Unlikelythingstohearontransferdeadlineday‬

Real Madrid set to make a move for Ashley Young.

Man United sign a top class centre back.

Bayern Munich to sign Glen Johnson

Portsmouth are the biggest spenders of the day

Rangers on the verge of going into administration after signing Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo

AC Milan finally spend some actually money and sign a player £1million. 

– Manchester United gets rid of Anderson.

– Harry Redknapp doesn’t give an interview from his car window.

Pep Guardiola threatens to leave if Bayern don’t get him Anderson as a replacement after the Kroos debacle. 

Arsene Wenger to sign Nicolas Anelka to solve his striker problems. 

Angel Di Maria hands in a transfer request.

Shinji Kagawa accepts that the Evil Kagawa account is actually his own.

QPR sign no one.

More to follow as the day goes on. Stay Tuned!

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