Guys, it’s Halloween, it’s the time people love to be scared,love to crap their pants.This horror fest,am trying to put a Halloween footballers playing 11, with slightly twisted Halloween special names.The article is written jovially,don’t take the puns seriously.
The formation is 4-2-3-1
Manager:
Gerard Ghoullier: He was an outstanding manager, with his surname being the most appropriate for Halloween football manager.
Goalkeeper:
Fatau Dauda: very few looks as scary as this South African goalkeeper, as evident from the picture given.
Right back:
Gary Neville: wonderful player, Manchester United legend with ghostly eyes.
Centre back:
Martin Scare-tel:
The Slovakian looks very scary, doesn’t even need photoshop to look scary.
Centre back:
John Terry-fied:
His eye for girls is known to everybody, great defender with a Halloween surname.
Left back:
Satan Baines:
His name is similar sounding to satan.
Midfielder:
Jack Wheelchair:
Injury-prone Gunner Jack Wilshere or ‘wheelchair’ ,looks like the psycho patients in holly horror flicks on wheelchair, when on injury rehab.
Midfielder:
Charlie Adam family:
Long live Hollywood horror movies, the curse of ‘Adam family’ is very famous across the globe.
Left Winger:
Frank Ribery: He looks very very scary indeed.Probably the most talented scariest looking footballer.
Attacking midfielder:
Wayne Boo-ney:
Looks old, very much similarity with face of ‘shrek’.
Right wing:
Robin Vampire-sie:
His vampire-esque surname can’t be ignored.
Striker:
Luis Suarez:
Well, this choice was obvious.With his vampire like teeth and biting scandals,one can’t forget Count Dracula.
