Some funny cricket resolutions to be taken ahead of 2015

Shashi / 29 December 2014

2015 is coming and a lot of resolutions are taken for the coming year. We bring you some of the funny cricket resolutions that will surely make one laugh. So here it begins:

1: Sourav Ganguly will finally realize it is Shikhar and not Shekhar, it’s Aaron and not Arun.

2: Shane Warne to stop talking about body language in his commentary

3: Marais Erasmus won’t adjust his pants before making a decision

4: Rohit Sharma won’t throw away after getting a start.

5: Russell Arnold to stop calling Kusal Perera the next Sanath Jayasuriya.

6: MS Dhoni will stop instructing his bowlers to bowl bouncers to non-subcontinental batsman.

7: Kapil Dev to stop using the phrase ‘Kahin Nah Kahin’ in his Hindi commentary

8: India will declare their bowling once tail starts

9: Indian fielders won’t sleep at slip.

10: Kumar Sangakkara should be given Spirit of the Cricket Award for his classy appeals.

11: Rohit Sharma should be forced to donate his talent to Sreesanth.

12: Ashok Dinda should participate in High Jump in Olympics.

13: MS Dhoni to consider sitting in placements of IIM’s to improve his field placements.

14: Nehra to give training courses to Dinda and Ishant.

15: Shahid Afridi to take back his retirement.


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