Some of the top quotes from Navjot Singh Sidhu.We’ll take the cake with the red cherry on top.
- Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
- Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
- You can’t play a symphony alone, it takes an orchestra to play it.
- There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an oncoming train which will run them over.
- It’s like the brooding hen sitting over a china egg.
- Wickets are like wives. You never know what to expect from them.
- I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies.
- That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
- After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
- When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.
- He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
- I am a sepoy and will follow the guidance of my leaders.
- We are all Adam’s children – it’s just the skin that makes all the difference.
- The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
- One who doesn’t throw the dice can never expect to score a six.
- The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
- This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados.”Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope.”
- The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
- The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls.
- Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
- Kumble‘s bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.
- Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
- Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
- The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
- Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
- Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
- You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
- Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.
- If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your mouth open.
- We’ll take the cake with the red cherry on top.