What would it be like if God took out time to meet and address the grievances of probably the ‘unluckiest’ cricketers in our country. Here’s a glimpse…..
Shikhar Dhawan– Don’t know why I’m not in the team. Did KL Rahul perform in CT 2013? Nope. Does Murali Vijay have half the tattoos I have? Nope.
God– Next!
Gautam Gambhir– I’ve been working hard on my Anger Management skills. I have a lot of respect for my fellow players and coaches.
God– I know. KP Bhaskar told me all about it.
Gautam Gambhir– What did that &#@%$ say?
God– Next!
Rohit Sharma– I’ve been waiting to send Virat a nice gift and a friendship band. I guess Karun Nair’s performance in this series was the cue, wasn’t it?
God– (Sighs) Next!!
Ambati Rayudu– Average of 50.23 in ODIs. What more does the world want? Even Pakistan is ready to appoint me as a Batting Coach.
God– hmm…. Next!
Parthiv Patel– I thought Little Masters had a direct entry in the team. Damn I need Complan.
God– Next!
Irfan Pathan– I wa…
God– Sorry Dude, you’re just unlucky. Next!
Suresh Raina– I had a bowler bowl me short balls over and over. I think I’ve improved my game.
God– Who bowled to you?
Suresh Raina– Mah CSK buddy Mohit Sharma…
God– Next!!!
Amit Mishra– My spells are similar to the restaurants along a National Highway— DRY AS HELL!! Just get me a few wickets next time I bowl.
God– Next!!
Parvez Rasool– I recite the National Anthem every morning.
God– What does it have to do with cricket?
Parvez Rasool– Jana Gana Mana ….
God– Next!!!!
Ashok Dinda– I’ve made a few amends. I realized ‘CR7 celebration’ didn’t suit me. How about Usain Bolt’s??
God– For the love of God- Next!!!
Enter– Stuart Binny
God– Apparently, I’ve given you everything. What more do you want?
Binny– A spot in the national te…
God– Sorry, Gotta Roll…. See Ya!!
DISCLAIMER – This is a satirical piece and does not intend to hurt anybody’ssentiments.
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