Central Midfield – Eric Djemba Djemba (Manchester United)
The midfielder so good* they named him twice! [*bad]
Djemba-Djemba arrived at Old Trafford with high hopes. He fulfilled none of them and was swiftly sent packing to Aston Villa, in 2005.
Eric played in a 1-1 draw with Arsenal and was pretty average. He is up there with one of Fergie’s worst ever signings and for that reason, he joins us.