- John Jensen
If you were there when John Jensen scored, you would have known that he would be in this list at some point. The Danish midfielder famously scored just a single goal for Arsenal during his four year stint in North London.
Signed after winning the Euros in 1992, Jensen became a key member of the Gunners team and contributed to FA Cup, League Cup and European Cup Winners’ Cup success whilst at Highbury.
His frustration in trying to score a goal finally ended in a 3-1 home defeat to QPR, a time by which the obligatory “shoot” cries from the Arsenal supporters every time he touched the ball were becoming undeniably sarcastic.