The transfer deadline day is here with most of the clubs trying to wrap up their deals before the clock runs down. Expect a lot of twitter handles to report tons of transfer rumors, most of which will not come true. So we at Sportzwiki have decided to jot down a list of unlikely things that you may not hear on transfer deadline day.

As Twitter would have it, let’s call it our own collection of ‪#‎Unlikelythingstohearontransferdeadlineday‬

– Real Madrid set to make a move for Ashley Young.

– Man United sign a top class centre back.

– Bayern Munich to sign Glen Johnson

– Portsmouth are the biggest spenders of the day

– Rangers on the verge of going into administration after signing Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo

– AC Milan finally spend some actually money and sign a player £1million.

– Manchester United gets rid of Anderson.

– Harry Redknapp doesn’t give an interview from his car window.

– Pep Guardiola threatens to leave if Bayern don’t get him Anderson as a replacement after the Kroos debacle.

– Arsene Wenger to sign Nicolas Anelka to solve his striker problems.

– Angel Di Maria hands in a transfer request.